me: sometimes i like to talk to myself
mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty
boys: call animal patrol i think we just discovered a rare breed of ostrich, i think it has rabies
Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
vernalized: komute: ah
captainrenner: RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER